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Friday, 20 November 2009

News

I believe everyone has already noticed my continued unpresence. Facing numerous challenges, temparary lack of access to internet being one of them, I continue to translate nevertheless.
Speaking of which I have an announcement to make. Attention! Limited time offer! With ONLY $5000 you can get an exlusive advertising spot in this blog for a period of ONE MONTH!!!
Special offer! For just $3000 I will personally make a permanent blog post covering your desired topic.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

olo

Anonymous said...

"ONLY $5000" how cheap....

Anonymous said...

one month, 5000 bucks...

...come to think of it, how much do normal companies charge for web ads? I'm thinking th-oh who am I kidding

NO ONE COMES ON THIS SITE ANYWAY LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

ONLY $5000!!!!!

Because we all poop money. Wth dude? Do you even know what you can do with ONLY $5000?

Anonymous said...

LOL do you actually expect to get money that easy? Are you dumb?

Anonymous said...

only $3000 dollars to make you sing the praises for capitalism?

Anonymous said...

Man I wish I had $3000 it sounds so permanent

Anonymous said...

pretty sure it was a joke you guys

Anonymous said...

"only $3000 dollars to make you sing the praises for capitalism?"

yeah, I wish I would have $3000 only to see THAT! *malicious laughter*

eXtreme said...

"ONLY $5000!!!!!
Because we all poop money. Wth dude? Do you even know what you can do with ONLY $5000?"

"LOL do you actually expect to get money that easy? Are you dumb?"

This offer is based on sound economic reasoning: given the fact that even in less developed countries like Canada average monthly wages exceed $2000 and the fact that I spend amounts well over my montly income ($0) on a daily basis, it would not be out of line to request at least this much for an advert on a site visited by mil... thou... hun... many people from all over the world.

"only $3000 dollars to make you sing the praises for capitalism?"

Since my exact wording was "covering your desired topic" I can sure write what I think about advocates of capitalism. Not to mention that posts like this would contain an advertisement indication. If you are interested in the above topic I can provide you with excerpts from Marx free of charge.

Anonymous said...

Marx was a fag that didn't wanna work

lololololololololol

eXtreme said...

In the newspapers I read they often mention "Marx's works". I figured it must amount to something.

Anonymous said...

As someone said before me... pretty sure it was a joke =/

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